Pocket Artillery: Mini Cannon
That was so much more impressive than I expected
I didn’t grow up reading comic books. I didn’t have too much interest in them. It’s been kinda coincidental that I’ve made so many comic book films.
If you’ve never played Portal/Portal 2, you’re doing life wrong.
If you don’t have a gigantic and unwieldy crush on GLaDOS, you’re doing life wrong.
I always thought it would be cool to juxtapose windows 95-era computer imagery with fantasy elements like magic and spirits.
SO, i give you: floppy disk demon. pretend the GIF compression is for thematic effect.
Steamy enough to be here because Metal Slug is fkn awesome k.
Metal Slug is fucking rad. I miss my Neo Geo :/
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
Davesprite: How do you feel about your ex?
T: Fine. I haven’t talked to Auto in a while and the other is dead.
C: Ahhhhh… I don’t really have a crush anymore. I’ve moved on but hey, if you’re talking about who I think your talking about, it’d be his sudden laps of kindness and his scars. *smiles*
G: Not really, unless they make the situation worse, then yes.
imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.
I… I know but right after I mention kids? Fuck…” She let out a shaky breath but soon glared at him with fury at his next words. “You have NO right to tell me how I felt about him,” she spat angrily, “just because YOU hated him doesn’t mean I did!” She listened angrily, and tensed, “…I.. ” She kept listening, and looked at him with a pained expression, “you could have said no! A-and what do you mean satisfy my needs? Y-you mean you…” She sniffled, and shook her head, “you only.. did that to keep me happy?” Savage went quiet as Crimson spoke, folding her arms and holding them close. She listened and looked at Crimson coldly at his request, “selfish? I fucking left so he would be happy, so he wouldn’t choose me. A-and fuck fine, I’m jealous. B-but I tried… I h-had to watch my best friend choose someone over me, and it fucking hurts.” She looked at Greed, “but I’m not waiting anymore, I can’t keep getting hurt every time you change your mind. S-so p-please d-don’t flirt with me or tell me y-you care for me like that, e-even if you do, I just don’t want to be hurt again and again because of h-him.” She wiped away some tears, “I take back w-what I said and I am sorry I g-got mad but I don’t want to d-do this anymore s-so unless you know w-what you want, l-leave me alone. I don’t need you to s-satisfy me, I-I’ll be fine.”
He ignored the comments about Mikel, for obvious anger reasons. Greed paused, looking back at Sav in shock, “What?! No, you really think I’d only do that stuff to make you happy! Sure it made you happy but it made me happy too!”
Crim sighed, “And you were fucking stupid to do that, even though we’ve told you that before.”
”You could have just told be about how you felt about us being together rather then putting on a fake fucking smile and give in me a false sense of hope!" Greed grinded his teeth slightly as the darkness receded back to just being in his eyes and leaking from his bandaged throat. "I don’t want you to get hurt by my actions. I never did and I never do but if you don’t want me to be truthful then fine. I don’t know what I want. So f-fine. I’ll leave. I’ll shut my fucking mouth. I’ll leave you the fuck alone forever if that’ll make you happy.”
”…" Crim looked between the two of them, a little shocked at how heated this was getting and if he should stop it or not. A part of him said he should help, it could ruin a friendship while the other half just wanted to keep watching this meltdown.
Greed grinder his teeth once more before clenching his fists and glancing at the floor. “Have fun by yourself. You’re not gonna see me any fucking time soon." And with that he dropped through the floor, the portal closing up immediately when Greed was completely through.
Crim paused, looking at Sav then the floor, then back to Sav. “Sooo… Tea?”
Savage looked away, too upset to reply to that, though she frowned at Crimson’s reply and then Greed’s. “I did it so you could be happy… I did for you,” she grumbled quietly, “you seemed so content with him, and you wanted to marry him, fucking hell, what was I supposed to take that? You call me selfish but I’m not that fucking selfish to ruin my best friends relationship with the love of his life.” She grimaced at Greed’s next words, they hurt like hell but that’s what she asked him to do so she couldn’t complain now. Still, when he disappeared she stood where she was in shock and regret. She barely heard Crimson and didn’t reply for a long while. “I… fucked up didn’t I?” she finally mumbled, dropping to the ground and sitting there silently.
Crim nodded slightly after a long awkward silence. “But it’s not the first time right?" He chuckled awkwardly before walking over. "B-But it’ll be ok right? Everything heals with time." Crim knelt down in front of her, hesitating to place a hand on her shoulder. "Y-You want something to drink? Pepsi? Milk? Tea? We kinda set fire to our beer a while ago for fun, since none of us really have alcohol other then for medical needs.”
She didn’t reply, she was too overwhelmed with everything to even think clearly anymore. She looked up as she felt Crimson’s hand on her shoulder, “I guess.” She went quiet before replying, “m-maybe a glass of water, m-my throat’s a little sore.” She sighed, and rubbed her eyes again, “I.. I don’t know. I d-don’t know what to do.” She sniffled and let her arms drop, “I don’t w-want to lose him as friend b-but I’m not sure I can handle h-his grieving anymore. I kn-know it’s selfish b-but it hurts and I d-don’t want to sit by a-and hope h-he might like me back. W-what if he never does a-and finds someone else?” She sniffled again, “I d-don’t think I c-can handle being l-left alone again. I t-think maybe I’m n-not ready t-to deal with that.”
He nodded softly and got up, getting her a glass of cold water before kneeling back down in front of her. Crim softly chuckled with a smile, “Really? You’re really gonna think that you lost him as a friend? Loving one of us three was never gonna be easy Sav but if you wanna spend your life with him, your gonna have to get used to these trigger grieves." He cocked her an eyebrow then let out a growling sigh, "You weren’t- nevermind. I’ll let you two figure it out in your own fucking time." He chuckled again, booping the top of her head softly. "You still got me and Tech, ya know. Maybe not Tech, but you still got me, and besides, you’re gonna be stuck around the two of us for a few days anyway since you’re staying over.”